For all of you lonely Oppos.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 09/13/2014 at 13:42 • Filed to: None

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Maximum_Odyssey > Alfalfa 09/13/2014 at 13:55

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I thought you were going to end with, "it ends in flames."

But, well played.

Alfalfa > Maximum_Odyssey 09/13/2014 at 13:58

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"I spend a lot of money to keep it up"

Sdwarf36 -1 > Alfalfa 09/13/2014 at 13:59

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drastically over-rated?

Alfalfa > Maximum_Odyssey 09/13/2014 at 14:00

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"I like it in the driveway so everyone can see how cool I am."

jmedarts > Alfalfa 09/13/2014 at 14:43

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"it goes too fast and costs too much"

Local Miata Bro > Alfalfa 09/13/2014 at 18:18

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I wish I had both

Dusty Ventures > Alfalfa 09/14/2014 at 00:53

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Svend > Alfalfa 09/14/2014 at 02:51

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You know when you haven't had sex for a long time when someone asks you what sexual position you like and after deep thought you reply "right handed".

My doctor once asked me to fill out a questionnaire.

The first question was 'do you suffer from premature ejaculation?',

I thought for a bit and then replied 'suffer no, I quite like it'.

CB > Maximum_Odyssey 10/02/2014 at 00:33

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"Sometimes it burns when I use it."

Wait, that doesn't make sense.

Ah, fuck it.

Niquemarshall > Alfalfa 10/03/2014 at 18:13

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tinder bro, shit works

thebigbossyboss > Alfalfa 10/06/2014 at 06:46

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HAHAHAHAhA. This was hilarious.